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My name is Callie and my tumblr is where I can express my thoughts and opinions openly. I am a writer so if you don't like to see personal pieces that i have written, you probably don't need to follow this page. I Love all things, so my page is a mixture of all of my obsessions.

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

marfmellow:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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SEX WORK IS REAL WORK! FUCK YOU!

unamusedsloth:

"Well, that was a disast- oh wait, nah, just as planned."

unamusedsloth:

"Well, that was a disast- oh wait, nah, just as planned."

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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seriouslysexy:

Is this the Anaconda music video?

seriouslysexy:

Is this the Anaconda music video?

succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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This Inspirational Slam Poem About “Harry Potter” Fanfiction Is Not What You’d Expect

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

nodamncatnodamncradle:

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles. 

nodamncatnodamncradle:

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles. 

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS VIDEO IS AN IMPORTANT THING.